J: Mom! The leprechaun left green footprints and green pee in the toilet and stickers and…THIS! A fruit roll-up!!! Can I have it now? (6am)
Me: No. What? No.
J: Mom–pleeeeeaaaase. I always obey you. But now, I’m going to have to disobey you. I really want it, so the time has come–the time, for me–for me to disobey. (Ba-ba-buuuhhhh) I’m gonna do it. I’m going to–disobey! And you can’t stop me.
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