Controlling the Deer Population

I was whistling and calling for Joseph, he finally comes running up from the side of the house. “There you are! Where have you been?”

“Mom, you’ll never guess, but I sterilized a deer!”

“What? How? What? What do you mean?!”

“Yeah, I did, now it can’t have babies!”

“How exactly did you sterilize a deer?”

“Like this.” He stands still and STARES straight ahead. “I just did that and the deer did this…” He goes down on all fours and stomps his hands. “That’s it! Stare-ilized.”