Commentary…
M: Hey, that’s Mary Poppins!
J: Austria? You mean Australia?
M: What’s her name? R: Maria.
J: Those old ladies are slow. M: And bored!
J: They always wear those clothes? R: Yes. J: I’ll bet they get mildewy!
J: So those ladies aren’t married? R: No. N: Yeah, they are–they married to Jesus, they even have rings.
J: Can men be nuns? Do they have a place like that for men? R: Monks in a monastery are similar–lots of praying and singing.
M: Ah, ha. The kids are all playing tricks on her.
M: So…that is Mary Poppins, right mom?
J: I’ll bet she likes to sing too. Yep.
J: Pfff. The first rule in that house is discipline! That means punishment. That is no fun!
M: What’s her name again? R: Maria.
M: He sings too.
J: Ooh she’s leaving! She is leaving, right mom?
J: Mom, can you pause it? I have to go to the bathroom and I don’t want to miss any parts.
J: I was just a sparkle in your eye when you got married, just like she got a sparkle in her eye!
J: I wonder where the mailman guy is. Oh wait that’s not the girl who wants to marry the mailman. Oh, now he’ll probably just go ask her to get married.
[Kissing on-screen] J: Ewwe ew ew ewww!
J: I don’t like the Sound of Music, there’s too much kissing and loving and singing.
J: Oh, she’s getting married to the mailman! (R: No, it’s Maria’s wedding.) Well, she should be…that girl should marry the mailman.
M: So the whole entire people are singing except for the bad guys? Cause the bad guys are going to take the dad? (R: Right.)
M: Those are the bad guys, right? When are the bad guys going to take away the dad?
M: They’re not coming out! They have the light on back there but no one is coming out. They’re gone! Uh oh. … Is that jail? (R: No it’s where the nuns live.) Uh oh! They are going to get them!
J: Is Ralph one of the bad guys? R: Rolfe. Yes.
R: They have to walk to the next country to get away from the bad guys. M: They have to walk the whole way? They have to go over every mountain? That’s tiring!
M: Is it over? Are we going to watch it again?
R: Did you guys like it? (They nod.) What did you think? J: Good!
R: What was your favorite part? M: When the bad guys were trying to take the dad away! J: That was my favorite part, too. The part where the bad guys were after the family. R: When they were looking around with the flashlights? M: Yeah and Ralph was not really a bad guy. R: Rolfe. J: Yeah he was. Ralph was a bad guy, he was wearing that suit. M: Ralph wasn’t a bad guy, he was the mailman! (She laughs.) R: Rolfe. M: Was Ralph a bad guy? R: Rolfe. Yes.
Best recap of The Sound Of Music I’ve ever read…