Maddie: Mom, is my purse with the red polka dots in my backpack?

Joseph: She sure is a pack rat. Hey, pack rat, rat pack!

Me: You know what the Rat Pack was? A group of actors in the 60s…have you ever heard of Frank Sinatra?

Joseph: That reminds me of snot. Hey, I’m Frank Snotra!  *laughs uncontrollably* Snot…traaaaa!