“Mom, you are not going to believe this, but I found the most inappropriate word today. I mean, it’s not a bad word, just–well… inappropriate. In our school.”

“Is it the word… ‘inappropriate?'”

“No. It’s… (he whispers) ‘condom.’ It’s in the dictionary. In the school. The school’s dictionary! I don’t think anyone else knows it’s there yet, but I found it, and another kid was there too. You should read what it is, you’ll see. You may want to call the school.”