Jan 20, 2025 | Joseph
Annika was telling me about a cartoon called Don Quixote. Oh ya? I say, and go on to tell her about a “radio play” I did in 9th grade drama class where I played Sancho Panza, accent and all. She said, no Don Quixote is not a guy. He’s a donkey…DONKEY...
Jan 20, 2025 | Joseph
Joseph says, “Dad is down there watching the sound of music. Unprompted! He’s singing along, ‘You are 17 going on 18…’ and Annika chimes in, ‘Actually, I’m thirty-five!’” 1/20/25
Oct 5, 2024 | Joseph
I was asking Joseph questions about the appearances of his girlfriend’s family. “Does her dad have facial hair?” J: “I mean, yeah, but he shaves it.” 10-05-24
Aug 16, 2024 | Joseph
J (age 16): Which ocean is this? Me: The Atlantic. J: Oh yeah.
Aug 8, 2024 | Joseph
Joseph (age 16): What time is “quarter to one?”
Jul 25, 2024 | Joseph
Me: Joseph, you’re being obstinate. Joseph (aged 16): Isn’t that where you don’t have sex? Me: That’s being abstinent.
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