Trump vs Hillary
I asked Joseph to recap one of the 2016 presidential debates: Trump had water. Hillary didn’t have any. He kept drinking it. I had orange juice mixed with ginger ale! Trump said, “Wall.” That’s it. “Wall!” (No he didn’t,...
Too Much Muscle
Joseph walked by with a pretty severe limp. I asked what was wrong. “My leg reaalllly hurts.” Why? “Oh, probably just too much muscle.” Yep, must be it. I showed him the photo.
Math + Cookies
So if you have 4 cookies across by 5, how many do you have? (blank stare) Think of four 5s…five and five is… “Ten!” And another five and five… “Ten…twenty!” Right…20…so if we do 5 pans, we’ll...
A Taste of Christmas
I made Peruvian chicken, with yellow rice and black beans on the side. The rice had turmeric, coriander and saffron in it (three flavors the kids aren’t used to), plus cumin and cinnamon, so I wasn’t sure how it would go over. I asked them if they liked...
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