Summer Day Plans

Summer Day Plans

Jun 20, 2019 | Joseph | 1 comment

This morning… Today I’m going to make a tie that you fill with liquid and pull a straw out of to drink. What liquid? Chocolate milk. This afternoon… Drinking tie success!
5th Grade Recess

5th Grade Recess

Mar 26, 2019 | Joseph | 0 comments

“Joseph, so what did you do at recess today?” “Walked around burping at girls and breaking some sticks.”
Deep (Dish) Sleep

Deep (Dish) Sleep

Mar 9, 2019 | Joseph | 0 comments

“I fell asleep with that piece of pizza last night.” “Where did you find it?” “It was stuck to my shirt.” “Eww.” “No, it was good. I just ate it.”
Still Rated G

Still Rated G

Dec 3, 2018 | Joseph, Madeline | 0 comments

Maddie got mad at me. “You dumb buddy mommy jerk!” Joseph looks at me and says, “It’s hard when you don’t know any bad words.”
cOLD Ladies

cOLD Ladies

Dec 3, 2018 | Joseph | 0 comments

J: We didn’t go out for recess today because Mrs G decided it was “too cold.” She’s just an old lady, so she’s always cold. And one day Mrs White said we couldn’t go out because it was “too humid” and her “hair...
Math Woes

Math Woes

Oct 3, 2018 | Joseph | 0 comments

Math is like being trapped in an empty room that’s painted all white and all you have is a dried out Expo marker. Then someone says, “Divide 1.8 billion by 19,496.”