Breaking Glass
“Mom can I try to break a wine glass with my voice?” Joseph, the chances of you breaking the glass by dropping it are much greater. But, sure, go for it. He runs off and returns a minute later to ask, “Do you have any protective eyewear?” No....
School Day Morning
The school sends a recorded message from the principal each Sunday with info about the upcoming week. I played it Monday morning, because this week’s was from a mystery caller. They guessed who it was right away. “Ms. Abel!” Me: She said you can...
Sneaking In
The kids’ school has a Mornings with Mom event every year where they serve coffee, fruit and pastries for the moms and kids. There are so many moms that they split it into two mornings, so alphabetically, we were assigned the second morning but I told the kids...
24/7
J: I could do that, like, 24/7. Me: Do you know what that means? J: Well, no. Me: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. So, in other words, all the time. J: Ohhhh. That explains a lot, actually. Ok, well maybe like 2/2 or something then....
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