Baby Shower and Names

Baby Shower and Names

Me: So Maddie, your class is going to have a baby shower for Miss Heather tomorrow. Do you know what a baby shower is? M: It’s where you wash the babies. You wash their heads, like this. (She demonstrates.) Me: No… Joseph, do you know? J: It’s where...
Goldfish

Goldfish

Maddie told her teacher that “Joseph is not fond of goldfish crackers.” This is true…and confusing for Maddie, who considers goldfish crackers a staple.
Dinner Games

Dinner Games

Noah has a game he’s started at dinner, to see who can go the longest without spilling anything off his or her plate. Competition is fierce. Noah: “Maddie, remember, you can’t let any food get off your plate.” Maddie: “Daddy, how am I...