Pigs

Pigs

Me: And what are these animals? Maddie: Pigs! Me: And what do you call these baby pigs? Maddie: Oinklets.
A Pocket

A Pocket

Maddie loves to wear anything of Joseph’s. So come potty training time, I pulled out the bag of Lightning McQueen briefs. Maddie thinks they are great. She especially likes the front pocket. Wook! Pocket!
Dessert

Dessert

Noah: I made a nice dessert for whoever finishes their dinner. Mads: Teessert? N: What’s teessert? M: It’s eaty things!
The Golden Rule

The Golden Rule

J: Maddie, don’t you know the golden rule? Treat others how they want you to treat you!!! Me: Guys, keep your hands to yourselves! (Swatting/pinching continues.) J: I’m just treating her how she’s treating me! Me: The Golden Rule is treat others how...