When I Grow Up

When I Grow Up

Maddie: I’m going to be a spy when I get big. Joseph: Maddie, you know being a spy takes more than just looking at stuff through a magnifying glass. You have to carry suicide pills everywhere you go! It’s a dangerous job! Me: I’m sure there are safer...
Recycling

Recycling

Maddie: Today we learned about recycling. Me: Oh yeah? What did you learn? Maddie: I learned you can recycle cats! Me: Cats?! How do you do that? Maddie: I don’t know. But someone of Ms. Vicki’s, they use the same paper plate for 3 weeks! And a napkin, for...
Dinner Party

Dinner Party

Noah and Maddie came home and started up a dance party. Joseph joined in. They asked Noah what they could do after the dance party and he said, “a dinner party” meaning, dinner. They took it to mean something way more exciting. I was handed a note at...
Big Brother

Big Brother

M: Mom, you know what the only thing I think about every day is? (No, what?) Joseph. I think about him every minute.           
Big Discovery

Big Discovery

Maddie: Mom! I just discovered something. When you are far away from something, it’s smaller. But when you get closer — it get bigger!