The Sound of Music

Commentary…

M: Hey, that’s Mary Poppins!

J: Austria? You mean Australia?

M: What’s her name? R: Maria.

J: Those old ladies are slow. M: And bored!

J: They always wear those clothes?  R: Yes.  J: I’ll bet they get mildewy!

J: So those ladies aren’t married? R: No. N: Yeah, they are–they married to Jesus, they even have rings.

J: Can men be nuns? Do they have a place like that for men? R: Monks in a monastery are similar–lots of praying and singing.

M: Ah, ha.  The kids are all playing tricks on her.

M: So…that is Mary Poppins, right mom?

J: I’ll bet she likes to sing too. Yep.

J: Pfff. The first rule in that house is discipline!  That means punishment. That is no fun!

M: What’s her name again? R: Maria.

M: He sings too.

J: Ooh she’s leaving! She is leaving, right mom?

J: Mom, can you pause it? I have to go to the bathroom and I don’t want to miss any parts.

J: I was just a sparkle in your eye when you got married, just like she got a sparkle in her eye!

J: I wonder where the mailman guy is. Oh wait that’s not the girl who wants to marry the mailman. Oh, now he’ll probably just go ask her to get married.

[Kissing on-screen] J: Ewwe ew ew ewww!

J: I don’t like the Sound of Music, there’s too much kissing and loving and singing.

J: Oh, she’s getting married to the mailman! (R: No, it’s Maria’s wedding.) Well, she should be…that girl should marry the mailman.

M: So the whole entire people are singing except for the bad guys? Cause the bad guys are going to take the dad? (R: Right.)

M: Those are the bad guys, right? When are the bad guys going to take away the dad?

M: They’re not coming out! They have the light on back there but no one is coming out. They’re gone! Uh oh. …  Is that jail? (R: No it’s where the nuns live.) Uh oh! They are going to get them!

J: Is Ralph one of the bad guys? R: Rolfe. Yes.

R: They have to walk to the next country to get away from the bad guys. M: They have to walk the whole way? They have to go over every mountain? That’s tiring!

M: Is it over? Are we going to watch it again?

R: Did you guys like it?  (They nod.) What did you think? J: Good!

R: What was your favorite part? M: When the bad guys were trying to take the dad away!  J: That was my favorite part, too. The part where the bad guys were after the family. R: When they were looking around with the flashlights?  M: Yeah and Ralph was not really a bad guy. R: Rolfe.  J: Yeah he was. Ralph was a bad guy, he was wearing that suit. M: Ralph wasn’t a bad guy, he was the mailman! (She laughs.)  R: Rolfe. M: Was Ralph a bad guy? R: Rolfe. Yes.

Joseph Writes: Lost Tooth

Joseph misplaced the tooth he lost…this was under his pillow:  “I literally lost my tooth. P.S. Not a joke. Joseph.”

Maddie Morning

Maddie got dressed and skipped out of her room saying, “I feel lovely!”

  

All Tucked In

Joseph, will you take your animals out of your shoes in that cradle?

Well, the animals fit in them perfectly and plus, they are clean and smell like hot dogs and I like my animals to smell like hot dogs.

  

mothernature.com?

“Mother Nature has more gifts than the internet.”   -Joseph 

 

All Hail, Reader

  
“Readers are letters?!”

“Seriously?”

“Readers are…learners?”

“Sure that’s your name on there?”

“Readers are leaders!”

“There ya go.”

Root Beer

Joseph: I had a whole beer jar of root beer!

Me: A bottle?

J: Yeah. A whole bottle!

  

Clean-up

Me: Joseph, what is wet on the counter over here?

J: That’s where I poured milk.

Me: If you spill it, you need to wipe it up.

J: I did.

Me: Why is it still wet then?

J: Because I wiped it with a placemat.

  

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