Blanket Love
J: You know why I love this blanket? Cause it hugs you like a mom.
Literally
Joseph and I have been talking about the correct use of the word literally. Eating his bagel with butter this morning, he says:
Mom, I literally have butter fingers!
Bad Manners
Maddie: What if you had to go to the hospital if you had bad manners!
Me: What would they do at the hospital?
Maddie: Fix your bad manners!
(If only!)
Crushes
On the topic of crushes…after reading a Berenstain Bears book…
Joseph: Well, I will never like girls!
Maddie: How about boys?
Joseph: Yeah only boys will be my friends, not girls.
Me: Well, if you do ever like girls, I won’t tease you.
Maddie: But I will!
Joseph, whispering to me: Well, I do have a crush on a girl in my class. But she’s the only girl I like.
Trying Out Some Pickup Lines
Joseph: Poopy! Toots!
Siri: Let’s keep it clean here, ok?
Joseph: Bwhaaahaa! Bummytooty!
Siri: That’s not nice.
Joseph: pooptyhdeth gfdyijvxduo hjdeijnjioo bbkoyrdghjk kgfuojvnml smelly
Me: Joseph, she can’t register all tha—
Siri: Ok, here’s what I found on the web for “pooptyhdeth gfdyijvxduo hjdeijnjioo bbkoyrdghjk kgfuojvnml smelly”
Joseph: Poopy fart!
Siri: Your language!
Joseph: I want to invite you to dinner.
Siri: I see 13 restaurants a little ways from you. Would you like to hear the whole list?
Joseph: I want to hear the whole list.
Siri: Opening iTunes Radio…
Joseph Writes: Feelings
“You deserve coal!!!”
(Not happy about having to put away his clean, folded clothes, he pushed the pile onto the floor… I told him now he would need to fold them then put them away. He wasn’t too happy about this.)
Kids’ Lingo
I minded it up. (Maddie)
(Thought or imagined)
Night sun. (Maddie)
(Sun rising in dark clouds)
Juice ice cream. (Joseph)
(Popsicle)
Pringongs. (Joseph)
(The greasy mist steaming off a hot pan put under water)
Behaving > Being haved (all)
Fivving Room (Annika)
Sawl (saw) and fawlcet (faucet) (Joseph)
Big Kids (what we call M and J, A days it too: Big kids, come eat!)
When I get small (idea that you stop getting bigger and then get smaller at some point, and the the adults will be the kids and kids will be adults)
Joseph Writes: As Santa
I got this question from Santu today.
Joseph Writes: Open for Business
Joseph, Detective
No mystery too big.
2 pennies.
Joseph Writes: Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
I would like a submarine and I need a toothbrush.
Your friend,
Joseph
Recent Comments