Bikinis
2/19/24
Maddie and I were looking at a bikini top on Target’s website. Noah says, “Ooh nice. Should I get a matching bikini?”
Quick as a whip, Annika pipes up, “That’d be a BIGkini!”
N-scale Chicken
Joseph says, “You guys, I’ve done it. I’ve made an N-scale chicken.”
Mom Com
Annika says, “I brought you some water with ice and I found these mom comics, so you can relax!”
Practice
Grandma: Annika, have you been practicing riding your bike?
Annika: I’ve been practicing it in my mind.
The Basketball Team
Joseph: Have you seen the girls on Maddie’s basketball team? Those are the type of girls who like LOL dolls. The type that live in a neighborhood. Compared to them, Maddie is extremely well-built! She’s taller than all of them. I mean, she’s like a tree with big branches, and those girls look like they’d snap if they fell over, like piece of dry spaghetti. Like you could just take their arm and “snap!” Am I right?
Spoon
Joseph:
I can prove that Annika is smart.
She says, “They’re serving this guy soup but he’s holding a knife and a fork! He can’t eat soup with his fork!”
That’s pretty smart.
Joseph the Explorer
Joseph:
Want me to give you a tour of my jacket?
Here, a bird caller. And in this pocket…pocket knife, waterproof matches, magnifying glass…and here, my GPS!
A real exploration jacket! I could have a fire in the middle of the yard.
The Bathroom at Giant
Annika’s take on the Giant bathroom: “It smells like someone dying.”
Gum
Noah gave Annika gum. She said, “Well that’s a pleasant thing to put in your mouth.”
The Toefairy
Mom! The tooth fairy left me a note and 2 mints and 3 coins under my pillow!!!
Wait, you lost a tooth?
No! I put a toenail under my pillow. And it worked!!
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