Pigtail Troubles
My head is tired from my pigtails.
Booboo
I just hurt my headfore.
Show me.
Smiles
“What really makes me smile is thinking about my whoopee cushion.”
More Pancakes?
Would you like another pancake?
When I’m done licking.
Summer Day Plans
This morning…
Today I’m going to make a tie that you fill with liquid and pull a straw out of to drink.
What liquid?
Chocolate milk.
This afternoon…
Drinking tie success!
Maddie Writes: A Couple of Sentences
Given strict instructions to write 5 sentences about the world’s most obvious graph… Maddie does not come up short.
- Six people like chips for their favorite food.
- Also, the same about of people that liked chips liked popcorn.
- There were four people that liked donuts, and that’s less than chips and popcorn.
- All together there are 16 people who voted.
- …… That’s how you write a couple of sentences for a picture graph.
BTW, the grade “E” = Exceeds Expectations. Lesser grades include “M” for Meets Expectations and “P” for Progressing Toward the Standard and “G” for Give Up, Kid. Just kidding on that last one, everyone gets a trophy here.
High Troll Rates
Stop! You have to pay the troll. It’s a quarter.
Hope The Exchange Rate is Favourable
Me: And how much will this cost?
A: That’ll be 3 pounds.
Water Bottle Problems
Me: I don’t know where your water bottle is, but here, you can use Maddie’s.
Annika: Noooo! I don’t want to use the water bottle of a girl with no appendix!
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