Booboo
I just hurt my headfore.
Show me.
Smiles
“What really makes me smile is thinking about my whoopee cushion.”
More Pancakes?
Would you like another pancake?
When I’m done licking.
Summer Day Plans
This morning…
Today I’m going to make a tie that you fill with liquid and pull a straw out of to drink.
What liquid?
Chocolate milk.
This afternoon…
Drinking tie success!
Maddie Writes: A Couple of Sentences
Given strict instructions to write 5 sentences about the world’s most obvious graph… Maddie does not come up short.
- Six people like chips for their favorite food.
- Also, the same about of people that liked chips liked popcorn.
- There were four people that liked donuts, and that’s less than chips and popcorn.
- All together there are 16 people who voted.
- …… That’s how you write a couple of sentences for a picture graph.
BTW, the grade “E” = Exceeds Expectations. Lesser grades include “M” for Meets Expectations and “P” for Progressing Toward the Standard and “G” for Give Up, Kid. Just kidding on that last one, everyone gets a trophy here.
High Troll Rates
Stop! You have to pay the troll. It’s a quarter.
Hope The Exchange Rate is Favourable
Me: And how much will this cost?
A: That’ll be 3 pounds.
Water Bottle Problems
Me: I don’t know where your water bottle is, but here, you can use Maddie’s.
Annika: Noooo! I don’t want to use the water bottle of a girl with no appendix!
Leo
Annika has an imaginary friend named Leo. She doesn’t seem to like him much though, but always knows where he is and what he’s been up to. He is usually at the doctor or in the hospital. We ask her for an update quite often. Here are some Leo-related conversations…
Me: Where’s Leo?
A: In the hospital. He got hurt.
Me: How did he get hurt?
A: I hit him.
I told Annika that Cousin Kathy is coming to visit. “She has a Leo too!”
Annika was whimpering. I said, What’s the matter? “Leo hit me with a baseball bat.”
Hey Annika, where’s Leo?
He’s at the doctor.
Why?
He hurt his knee?
How did he hurt his knee?
He fell down on the grass.
What’s Leo up to these days?
He had two appendixes, so he had to have those taken out.
Does Leo like to watch any shows?
No, he doesn’t. And, he doesn’t have a mom.
Annika Thinking
What do clouds eat?
Where does the sun go at night?
Where do the moon and stars go during the day?
When you push me high I feel like a bird.
What are we made out of?
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