Math Woes

Math is like being trapped in an empty room that’s painted all white and all you have is a dried out Expo marker. Then someone says, “Divide 1.8 billion by 19,496.”

Singing Mood

Me: Good morning, Maddie. You’re in a singing mood today, eh?

Maddie: Yep!

Joseph: That’s my least favorite of all your moods.

That Cindy

Joseph helped Maddie with her homework.

Maddie thinks through each situation and wonders aloud about possible grey areas in the definition of a citizen and how intent might play into it, while Joseph knows how worksheets go–you can’t think too much–so he urges her along and helps with spelling. Finally, they are done and free to go play a game they’ve made up. I only know that it destroys the basement but at least they don’t argue during the demolition.

Joseph takes one last look at the worksheet. “That Cindy sure is a mixed bag,” he says and slides it across the counter and they disappear into the basement.

What Sinks Your Boat?

I have an after-school meeting with the kids. 10 minutes in the rarely-used living room to have a snack, get forms signed, report on school, and discuss the plan for the remainder of the day before I let them loose and return to work.

“And new business to report?”

“Yes,” said Joseph. “We did science today! And we had to design our own boats out of foil and see whose boat floated best as we added pennies to it.”

“That’s definitely a project right up your alley if I’ve ever heard one! How’d yours do?”

“Well, we ran out of pennies, if that tells you. 219 and still floating. The second place group made it to 100 or so.”

“What was your design?”

“A bowl.”

“Whose idea was that?”

“Mine.” He smiles. He knows I knew that answer already.

(After more discussion about the design, a better description would be that it had a flat, circular bottom with tall sides.)

Forever Ring

Big brother bought his little sisters each a ring. Annika kept saying, “I keep this forever!!!”

iAchoo

“I ha-chooed on your phone.”

Perfection

“MmmMMM! These eggs [are] delicious! These eggs are just perfect!”

Twice Awake

I went in to get Annika from her crib then heard Maddie (who loves to be the first to the crib) coming. “Shh, be quiet and go back to sleep so Maddie can get you up.”

Annika closed her eyes. Maddie came in and said sweetly, “Good morning, honey, did you just wake up?”

Annika laughed and said, “I waked up TWO times!”

See Ya

The big kids sped off on their bikes, calling out, “We’ll be back by 5 o’clock!” I looked down at Annika. She started walking down the driveway, turned and said, “Be back at 2 o’clock!” And kept walking.

Christmas Guy

“Ho, ho, ho! I’m the Christmas guy! Whatchoo want?”

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